This 31 Year Old Slam Dunks On a 91 Year Old Grandma

Ah, Yes The Learning ChannelHome to the most educational content any of us have ever seen. Yes.  TLC.  The Learning ChannelWhere everybody comes to learn. That's right, We're
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  The Learning Channel. We've learned a couple of things on The Learning Channel previously on Ethan and HilaFor example, who can forget about "In Love with a Theme Park Ride"I love him for the narrowness of his jibs.

 I still have not forgotten about those juicy tall jibs*AHH* God, Did you see the jibs on that ride?!Just as I'm starting to go over the edge.  I just tell him,"I want your fluids.  I want your fluids.  I want your fluids. "But todayWe are venturing forth with Kyle that 31 year old dude who loves to pokeOlder women. . . some as old as 91 years oldI don't know how they survived thatI don't even know how a 91 year old consentsImagine dipping into that*ooh*CobwebsDust, manWhat's going on in there dude?spiders?shit.

 I don't know if I want to join them, but god damn itWe're going in together. Guys? Take my hand.  Walk with meMy name is Kyle.  I'm 31, I live in Pittsburgh, and I'm addicted to dating older women. Much older women like 60, 70, 80 year old, older women. I love everything about older women.  I love the smell.  I love the feel.  I love the mentality. What?!Wait, how do they smell, you weirdo? I thought you were gonna say something like, "I love that they're more mature. They've been around.

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